Talon
A tall, thin humanoid, standing nearly 12 feet tall. Long, reddish hair 
is swept back from his tanned face in a ponytail at the base of his 
neck, amber eyes panning the area alertly. Athletically-muscled arms 
hang easily at his side, within easy reach of his blaster at his hip. 
He's wearing a light blue shirt, open at the chest, sleeves rolled back 
to the elbows, and a pair of khaki pants with black boots. An official 
looking "Monacus Olympics Staff" badge is displayed prominently on his 
brown leather vest.

You connect yourself to the simulated combat system and prepare for 
battle.
HTH 1 <h1>
Contents: Squidge, Benin-Jeri, FX, Manx, Flashbulb, Lotho, Lanz-lot, 
Galor

Lotho
        This giant, hulking brute looks like he stepped from the pages 
of some fairy tale. You know, one that involved ogres. His mottled 
bluish-greyish-greenish hide is stretched taughtly over his massively 
muscled frame. His giant ham-hands hang below his knees when he stands 
at rest. His small, beady eyes twitch around the area, the massive bulk 
of his lantern-jaw and crookedly set teeth giving him a perpetually 
dumb-looking smirk.

Galor
        Tall and powerfully-built, Galor presents the imposing visage of 
a knight of old, even down to the scaly-looking plate mail strapped to 
his frame. Athletically-toned muscular arms hang easily at his sides, 
his hands repeatedly tightening into fists, then relaxing again. A 
rather too-large helmet is crookedly propped up on his head, its shadow 
accentuating the eerie red glow of his eyes as he glares around the 
area. A short, lizardlike snout protrudes from the helm's front, his 
forked tongue ocassionally flicking out.

Manx
        Amber cat's eyes glare around suspiciously from a toothy, 
whiskered face; Manx wears a perpetually snide-looking sneer of 
distaste. His powerful yet lithe form is covered in wiry black hair, 
streaked with mottled brown and grey. He wears a dark blue vest draped 
loosely over his muscular shoulders, not interfering in the slightest 
with his movements. His fingers and toes are tipped with sharp claws, 
his feet digging into the ground to give him a better sense of balance. 
A short, stub-tail is barely visible under a fold of his long vest.

Squidge
        Smaller than his companions, Squidge makes up for it by looking 
ten times meaner. His wiry frame stands hunched slightly with two hands 
placed lightly on the ground before him, as though ready to vault off at 
any given moment. His other two arms arc from behind his first set of 
shoulders, and up over his head. At rest, they lie folded neatly on his 
back, his hands on his shoulders. A long, whiplike tail arches up in a 
half-circle over his back, looking like a balancing tool more than a 
weapon. Clawed, slightly webbed feet grip the ground carefully, holding 
him in readiness to move in any direction, any time. He wears a patch 
over his left eye, the right scanning restlessly around with a lidless 
gaze.


Lanz-lot drops down to a three-point stance. "Well, crunch all ya want, 
we'll make more!"
Flashbulb says, "FX,what have the cripts filled your blood?"
Lanz-lot smiles. "Down ... set ... hut 1!! Hut 2!!"
Squidge hisssses, assuming his flanking position as a cornerwide as if 
he owns it.
Flashbulb looks at Manx, and in her best OJ Simpson voice, "Hey now I 
like that."
FX bends down and moons the other team looking thru his legs.
FX says, "Flashy.. Cut Left Cut right.."
FX smirks..
Lanz-lot says, "And I'll cut the middle! :)"
Galor take a comfortable, practiced stance behind Lotho
Lanz-lot says, "But nobody cut da cheese!"
Flashbulb giggles, "Cut arcoss the wrist not down the wrist.
Galor says, "Who gets firsst ball?"
Manx reoorss and crunches down, ready to play..
Lotho says, "Jump ball of course."
Benin-Jeri wonders toward the back, where the non-athletes hide.
Talon strolls out onto the field, ignoring the obsolete room desc, 
hauling a large leatherwrapped round metal ball under his arm. "Okay, 
you guys know the rules, I trust, riiight?"
Flashbulb says, "Lanz-lot, don't give away our screat."
Lotho says, "Of course, we experts."
Flashbulb says, "Oh we Junkions love football!"
Lanz-lot says, "Rule 1 -- there are no rules. Rule 2 -- break the rules. 
Rule 3 -- Just do it."
FX says, "I I Love Love Double Double..."
Manx looks at flashbulb and grins, "This not football dumb robot! This 
smashball! We smash you!
Flashbulb says, "Sure you will smash me if you can CATCH me."
FX says, "Hay Manx..Look... look... there's someone chasing you too.... 
ohh... it's just your aft!"
Lotho says, "We jump ball?"
Flashbulb says, "Hay Manx there gose the manx mouse of depression."
Manx hisses at fx... "You dumb rusty robots......."
Flashbulb says, "Rusty nah we ain't rusty we are junky."
You say, "Good." He sets the ball down on the ground and plants his foot 
up on it. He produces a large flat metal disk from his interior vest 
pocket. "No, we flip for it." He smiles. "Flashbulb, please call the 
coin in the air..."
Flashbulb says, "Heads"
Lanz-lot says, "Call the coin? Know the code?"
FX snickers..
Lotho says, "He call?"
Manx scrunches down even lower, looking ready to pounce... his tail wags 
back and forth... back and forth....
Talon tosses the coin up in the air.
Benin-Jeri smiles. "I didn't know Two-Face was playing."
Flashbulb says, "Well heads head cheese who would know the difference."
Lanz-lot booms, "I'd be afraid, be very afraid. I once scored four 
touchdowns in a single game at Polk High!"
Manx licks his teeth... "Tailsss.."
Squidge glances to and fro, hissing again as he surveys the opposition 
with very ill-concealed disdain.
Talon catches the coin and slaps it down on the back of his hand. "The 
call is heads, the coin is tails. Lotho, your team gets choice: Would 
you like to kick-off or receive?"
FX says, "Are we starting this game.. or what? Put yer money where your 
mouth is... Heads."
Benin-Jeri says, "Um, did we lose?"
Flashbulb says, "It's in my head in my head."
Lotho says, "We receive first den."
Manx hiisss delightfully... "Tailsss always win.."
Galor rolls his eyes at these "players"
Lotho says, "Huddle little buddies"
Lotho hulks over to his friends
Flashbulb says, "Benin you be goalie. =)"
Lanz-lot frowns. "Goalie?"
Manx suddenly leaps from his croutch and bounds into the air, landing in 
the huddle..
Lanz-lot says, "There's a goalie?"
Lanz-lot shrugs, "Just watch the five hole and make sure to keep the 
biscuit outta the basket."
Squidge flicks a glance at the robots, then gracefully lopes to Lotho's 
summons, entering the huddle.
Benin-Jeri smiles. "I can do that."
Flashbulb says, "Lanz-lot your the linebacker, FX is the quarterpounder, 
and Benin you be the end guy."
Galor moves smoothly to the huddle
Talon nods and pushes the large round ball toward the Junkions with his 
foot. "Lotho's team receives. Play will be continuous unless I call a 
foul, in which case we restart from the spot where the ball last landed. 
Goalie?" he grins. "Well, whatever you think will work. Smashball's 
never been known for having regulations.
FX rubs hi hands togther and they spark with a un earthly green glow.
Benin-Jeri says, "This is the end.... beautiful friend, the end..."
Lotho looks at Galor, "First play?"
Lanz-lot quotes "I used to be an NHL Goalie... but now, I'm a CUSTODIAL 
ENGINEER!! *poke check poke check*"
Lotho looks at Galor, "Me think run, me not sure."
Flashbulb yawns, "Okay guys like sometime this year."
Galor smiles.
Manx hisses at flashbulb, "We making plans to sssmash you!"
Lotho looks at his team
Galor says, "Let's stick to what has worked in the past."
Flashbulb says, "Smashing us can happen but we can't stay smashed for 
some reason."
Lotho says, "ready den? got plan?"
FX mutters to Flashbulb, "... a... a..."
Galor mutters to Squidge.
FX winks.
Talon steps back, producing a whistle from somewhere and blowing it with 
a piercing *fweeeep*. "Start play when ready."
Lotho says, "break!"
Flashbulb grunts and spits at Manx.
FX says, "Kick Butt!"
Lotho smacks his hands together
Flashbulb says, "Buttkiss!"
Galor mutters to Lotho, "... off... throw..."
Manx runs back to his position and crouches down again....
Squidge hisses arrogantly. "I will sssscore. Passssss Ssssquidge 
sssssmashball." His eyes narrow at the mutter, and he abruptly spins on 
a heel and stalks out of the huddle with a prima donna strut, looking 
insulted.
Lanz-lot picks up the football thing, and smiles.
Lotho grabs the ball and prepares to hike it to Galor
Flashbulb says, "Okay Lanz you punt da'ball cause we be da'bears!"
Galor mutters to Manx, "Hang back, in... ball."
Lanz-lot nods. "Ditka, versus God..."
Lotho says, "You shut up. Here comes down your throat."
Manx hisses achnowledgment..
Galor moves to the center of the field, behind Lotho
Flashbulb says, "shut up us no we don't shut up we put up."
Lanz-lot sticks the ball in his back mounted turret, and transforms.
Falling to the ground with a very loud *THUNK* Lanz-lot assumes his less 
than impressive tank mode.
WW I Tank says, "I call this one ... the FIRECRACKER play!!"
WW I Tank says, "READY???????"
FX says, "And Then yer mom comes around and throws up.. then.. she licks 
it up..."
Flashbulb moves towards FX and no kidding they don't know how to play, 
"Four!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Manx hunckers down and watches Lanz...
WW I Tank hurtles the ball out at breakneck speed, putting a nice spiral 
on the toss, too....
Galor says, "Hike!"
Squidge's tail twitches as he stands ready at the back of the field, 
eyeing the vector of the ball.
Flashbulb prepares to charge at Manx as she makes a break for the ball 
after it was shoot from the gun.
Manx just watchs the ball sail in the air, and then suddenly leaps 
upwards with surprising strength and catches it..
FX connects to the simulated combat system and prepares for the contest.
FX says, "Two Heads Are better than one!"
FX says, "You said it FX!"
Benin-Jeri just hangs back, confused.
Lotho says, "catch ball Squidge!"
Lotho says, "coming to you!"
Manx takes the ball and begins leaping up the field towards the goal..
WW I Tank misses Manx with his ballistic attack.
WW I Tank drats. Next time, less spin on the ball...
FX runs at the other team and grunts!
"Magic wand, make my Junkion GROWWWW!!!" And with that, the tank rises 
to become Lanz-lot, Knight supreme!!
Lotho watches Manx leap up in the air, bounding toward the goal
Flashbulb runs after Manx and soon two thing spouts come out of her 
knees and she runs next to Manx squirting out some black goo as she 
rushes after Manx, "Here kitty kitty, I wanna hug you and squeeze you 
and call you george!"
Benin-Jeri tries to get between Manx and the goal. "Uh, stop!"
Manx hisses and leaps away from flashbulb..
FX holo's up the feel for the other team looking very LOOOONNNNGGG!
Lanz-lot does get in between Manx and the goal ... :)
Lotho steps in front of Manx, blocking for him
Lanz-lot booms, "They will not touch you, Mister Blake."
Galor runs down the field, trying to guard Manx.
Lotho runs directly at Lanz-lot
Lotho says, "Incoming!"
Manx hisses... "This be trick!... field not that long when start.."
Lanz-lot squares his shoulders, lowers his head in an aggressive manner, 
and SLAMS into Lotho!!
Galor tries to block Flashbulb.
<<PLINK>> <<BLAMMO>> <<THUD>> Lotho has hit Lanz-lot for 10 points of 
damage!!
Lanz-lot collides with Lotho forcefully.
Galor misses Flashbulb with its grasp attack.
Squidge fluidly leans forward and is almost instantly loping along at a 
dead sprint, waving past Flashbulb's dive as he scans for someone to 
'block'. Heh heh. FX appears to be the target as his legs propel him and 
four forearms for the Junkion.
Flashbulb leaps after Manx and breaks out a water balloon and breaks it 
over Manx's head with a resound *SPLASH!* As the contents of custard go 
all over him as she trys to steal the ball and she is to fast for Galor 
to catch.
Galor slips on the oil. "What th--" He goes down in a heap.
Flashbulb misses Manx with her grasp attack.
Lotho smacks into Lanz-lot blocking him successfully, as Manx runs past 
him
Talon tweets his whistle briefly. "Unnecessary roughness there, watch 
it..."
Lanz-lot gets pushed back by the onslaught, but he doesn't budge much...
Lanz-lot smiles, and pulls a Bugs Bunny trick to get free from Lotho...
Flashbulb laughs, "You run you dive you it the bump and take a dive!"
Manx spins and ducks and leaps out of the way... "You slow junky bot!"
Lotho pushes Lanz-lot, "Go Manx!"
Lanz-lot takes Lotho's head in both hands, and gives him a BIIIIIIIIIIIG 
SMOOOCH!
FX eeps and looks at Squidge and moves his Hologram in front of him as 
he runs thr other way!
Galor climbs to his feet, chuckling. "Verily, THAT is new..."
Squidge misses the little Junkion! =)
FX says, "Hay!"
Benin-Jeri moves to block Squidge
Benin-Jeri misses Squidge with his grasp attack.
Flashbulb keeps running after Manx and transforms into her bike mode, 
"Okay now I'll get you my pretty kitty!"
FX says, "Woah.... YOu missed! Missed me Missed me now Yah Gotta Kiss 
me!"
Benin-Jeri falls on hs face. "Oof!"
Flashbulb says, "Cycle mode!" And she transforms into a Junk_Cycle, and 
is ready to move out.
Lotho icks, pushing Lanz-lot away
Lanz-lot continues struggling with Lotho, the two giants neither 
gaining, nor giving much ground...
Manx leaps towards the goal, seeing the way cleared..
Lanz-lot says, "Hey, your shoes untied."
Lotho watches Manx bound down the field
Junk_Cycle activates a can of sticky string as she races after Manx, 
"Okay kitty no more nice Junkion!" She activates the sticky string and 
fires it at Manx!
Flashbulb succeeds in grasping Manx, throwing it off-balance.
Squidge whiffs through a hologram of the false FX, leaning forward into 
a graceful roll as he bounds past Benin-Jeri, flipping up lightly onto 
his toes again. Eyes flick back and forth, challengingly at the other 
robots as he waits warily.
Lotho says, "me not wear shoes stupid."
FX herms and looks at Squidge and goes to dog pile on him if he can!
Lotho pushes Lanz-lot again
Manx hissssess and gets covered with silly string from behind!
FX succeeds in grasping Squidge, throwing it off-balance.
Junk_Cycle chackles as she covers up Manx with the the goo and 
transforms to catch the ball.
The Junk_Cycle shouts, "Flashbulb, Junkinize!!" And with that, she leaps 
up and transforms into Flashbulb, Junkion media persona!
Lanz-lot grrrs, and pulls another dirty trick ... this time, Steiner 
Brother Move #264.
Galor trots after the others, saving his strength.
FX jumps on the back of Squidge, "YEEhawww! Rideem CowBoy!!!!"
Manx slices the silly string to ribbons and leaps out of the pile...
Benin-Jeri slowly falls apart, piece-by-piece, and then reforms into an 
ugly orange chopper.
Orange Hawg races toward Manx
Flashbulb gives Manx a raspberry, "I am woman hear me roar!" She races 
down the feild as fast as she can wondering if anyone does see her.

<Clarification: Flashbulb now has the ball.>

Lanz-lot wraps his massive arms around the waist of the alien, and with 
a great grunt, he lifts Lotho from the ground -- held in a big ole bear 
hug!! "Stomping like the big dog!!" And he spins, slamming Lotho into 
the ground and landing atop him ... Pancake, ala Lanz-lot.
Manx leaps down the field after flashbulb, moving with blinding speed..
Lanz-lot booms, "I pity da fool who blocks me!!"
Flashbulb says, "And Flashbulb is coming down the center and she keeps 
on moving and moving and she passes it to Lanz-Lot!"
Lotho cant believe he's being lifted for one thing
Lanz-lot gets to his feet slowly, then turns around to Flashbulb. "Doh!"
Flashbulb says, "Maybe she doesn't but she runs!"
Lotho gets up
Manx leaps towards flashbulb to tackle her, bringing his claws forward..
Lotho moves toward Lanz-lot again
Lanz-lot opens up his hands. "Throw it to me!!"
Galor has hung back, and is all set to block.
Flashbulb is still running for the goal and throws it to Lanz!
Lotho says, "Me got you covered"
Flashbulb succeeds in grasping Lanz-lot, throwing him off-balance.
FX rides around on Squidge's back, "Forward Ho!!!" FX kicks him in the 
side, 'Looks like we're gunna hafta get midevil on your buttox.'
Manx succeeds in grasping Flashbulb, throwing her off-balance.
Squidge hisses, twisting left and right as he attempts to throw the 
robot off his back. As that doesn't work, he tries a different tack... 
his read tow arms reach naturally behind him, and attmpet to start 
twisting FX's head off.
Lotho misses Lanz-lot with its grasp attack.
Squidge misses the little Junkion! =)
Flashbulb is able to lunch the ball before being tackled to the ground 
she looks at him and kicks him wear the sun won't shine!
Lotho tries to grab the ball, but Lanz-lot catches it
Lanz-lot snags the ball and tucks it under his arm. He takes a moment 
for the Al Bundy football pose, but then he's off to the races! 
Sidestepping Lotho, and even hi-stepping a bit!
Lotho says, "Galor block!"
Lanz-lot quotes "They're not ... gonna ... get ... him!!"
Manx strikes Flashbulb with claw.
FX squirms off and looks at Squidge, "So.... tough guy... aye.. Nuck 
Nuck Nuck..."
FX quotes, "Don't make me break my foot off in yer ass!"
Galor moves to block Lonz-Lot agily.
FX misses Squidge with his Kick attack.
Flashbulb eeeps as she is cut into and then looks at Manx and kicks him 
in what would be the nuts, "You scratched the flash well you won' t be 
flashing any more!"
Manx cuts into flashbulb as he tackles her, and then leaps back off 
again, racing down the field..
Lanz-lot slowly builds up speed as he runs toward Galor, the last man to 
block him ... *picture Jerry Ball picking up a fumble and running the 
distance*
Galor succeeds in grasping Lanz-lot, throwing him off-balance.
FX slips on the field and lands on his back.
Lotho says, "He tackled!"
Lanz-lot tucks the ball in tighter, and COLLIDES with Galor.
FX quotes, "Ohh Biy.. That's Gotta HURT!"
Talon misses the subtle claw-digging but waves a flag at Flashbulb's 
kick. "Hey hey hey, keep it friendly out there.."
Manx bounds down the field and leaps towards behind lanz...
Galor grabs Lanz by the face, and drives him into the ground. "I don't 
think so"
Galor reaches down and plucks up the ball.
Lanz-lot gets yanked around a bit, for the first time facing someone his 
own size.
... but he ain't down yet!!
Lotho reaches Lanz-lot, "He fumble!"
FX says, "What.. is this.... SPACE JAMS? Give back the Football Players 
of earth their Talent!"
Lotho dives onto Lanz-lot
Galor smiles down at Lanz, and flips the ball at Squidge without looking 
up, expertly.
Squidge's tail lashes as he goes down to all six, head darting as he 
tracks down the ball. With blindly quick first steps, he dashes past FX 
and moves towards his teammates, waving one hand as he breaks free from 
near any other robots for the moment.
Flashbulb gets up and takes sometime to herself and puts something over 
her cut and runs back to the feild going after Manx again she takes out 
a gun filled with oil and she rushes out towards Galor with all over her 
might.
Squidge cannot hit
FX ergs..
Lotho misses Lanz-lot with its grasp attack.
FX quotes, "Transfum!"
Lanz-lot flashes into an NHL moment ... and RAISES up from the ground, 
elbows first.
FX puts his right hand over his face and echos the words, "G-Force 
Transform!" The area around FX lights up in a spinning multi-colored 
flash. FX is now in his robots in disgiuse form of a red volkswagen.
Manx scrunches down and looks towards squidge to guard him..
Flashbulb says, "Fum!"
Lanz-lot misses Galor with his punch attack.
Lotho smacks down on Lanz-lot, trying to grab the fumble
Galor fades back. "Ah, ah..." he says.
Lotho says, "Grab fumble!"
Lanz-lot throws an elbow check? :)
Junky Red Volkswagen speeds down the field at Squidge!
Galor threw the ball to Squidge
Flashbulb looks at Galor and shoots the oil slick down on the ground 
besides him as she giggles, "FX! Get da ball!"
The volkswagen sputters and backfires encasing the area in a thick black 
smoke.
Flashbulb misses Galor with her grasp attack.
Squidge leaps up lightly, crading the smashball with his back two hands 
as he tucks it in and lands, looking around predatorially as he watches 
for incoming defenders.
Lotho says, "Go Squidge!"
Lanz-lot shrugs, and decides to keep up what he's doing ... tying up 
BOTH Lotho and Galor :)
Flashbulb looks at Squidge and she quotes, "It's morphin time!"
Lotho says, "Wow, long throw..."
Lotho elbows lanz-lot, trying to get up
FX runs down the field and poof!
Manx bounds up the field, guarding squidges side....
Lanz-lot wraps one arm around Lotho's neck, and the other around Galor's 
neck. Then, he holds on tight, and sits down :)
Lotho misses Lanz-lot with its punch attack.
Lanz-lot knows that he can't hold both of em down for long ... but maybe 
for just a bitttttttt longer :)
Brick Wall! appears in front of Squidge
Galor sidesteps the Junks, and starts trotting down the field.
Flashbulb looks at Manx and runs after him she takes something from the 
food fight with old Shockwave, salad oil and giggles, "Like you can't 
beat dah' team supreme kermit."
Junky Red Volkswagen zooms fast as he can go.
The volkswagen shifts and turns into a imposing robot form.
A bright light flashes, "Bionics on!!!!"
FX stands there in front of everyone a glint sparkling off his helm.
Lotho misses Lanz-lot with its grasp attack.
FX pushes a button and a jetpack and set of wings extend from his back.
Lanz-lot grrrs, and tangles Lotho up, rolling around on the ground like 
some WWF wrestlers gone wild!!
Squidge goes, indeed. He's dashing down the field, outdistancing most of 
the robots with surprising velocity. Eyes forward, he scowls, ready for 
bizarre developments. Like a brick wall, which he outdistances with a 
neat spin move.
Lanz-lot booms, "RAW IS WAR!!"
Orange Hawg races toward the goal, and transforms behind the wall
Manx hissess... "Wall trick! keep going squidge! I cover you!"
Lotho struggles with lanz-lot, "You blocked!"
Lanz-lot says, "No! You blocked!"
Lotho rolls on top of Lanz-lot
Lotho struggles with lanz-lot, "You blocked!"
Talon shifts his jaw thoughtfully, moving up and down the field and 
trying to catch all the action at once.
Orange Hawg races after squidge, transforming to try to catch him in the 
air.
Flashbulb runs after manix still and trys to kick him in the butt while 
everyone is confused.
Lanz-lot rolls Lotho over, "No!! YOU blocked!"
The orange chopper suddenly falls apart, and reforms into a friendly 
looking Junkion.
Benin-Jeri succeeds in grasping Squidge, throwing it off-balance.
Lotho says, "No! you are!"
Lanz-lot says, "You!!"
Lotho says, "No! you!"
FX jets twards Squidge, "It's falling with style!" FX kicks in all he's 
go in his jetpack, "MAXIMUM BURN!"
Benin-Jeri drives Squidge to the ground, looking surpised as anybody.
Manx leaps for the ball as it leaves squidges hands..
Lanz-lot blinks. "Waitaminute..."
Lanz-lot says, "You got the ball?"
Lotho says, "huh?"
Talon blows his whistle sharply. *FWEEEEEEEEE!* "Break it up, you two!"
Lanz-lot has a moment of clarity, rolling in the mud with Lotho.
Lanz-lot says, "I don't have the ball... and you don't have the ball..."
Lotho gets up off the ground
Flashbulb strikes Manx with kick.
Lanz-lot gets up as well.
Lotho says, "We got ball!"
FX goes to grab Squidge from the air!
Galor moves up behind FX, and dries to drive him to the ground.
Lanz-lot says, "No... I got da ball!!"
Manx leaps for the ball, but gets his legs kicked out from under hmmmm 
and eats turf....
Lanz-lot plays a not-so-nice trick... "Welcome to foot -- ball!"
And then he KICKS him in the dingding!
Lanz-lot misses Lotho with his kick attack.
Manx gets up, his hair bristling with fury and spits out grass....
Lanz-lot slips in the mud, and lands on his back again!
Squidge takes a hit, but rolls with it, cragling the ball protectively 
with two arms has the other two arms and his legs attempt to remove 
Benin-Jeri from his person.
Lotho accidently plows into Lanz-lot on his way down the field
Galor succeeds in grasping FX, throwing him off-balance.
Flashbulb giggles as she gives Manx the boot with boot and runs towards 
the ball and catches it after she makes Manx eats turf, "I break my foot 
up in your assest!"
<<PLINK>> <<BLAMMO>> <<THUD>> Lotho has hit Lanz-lot for 18 points of 
damage!!
Galor grabs FX, picks him up, and drives him into the ground.
Lotho says, "Move outta way!"
Talon was already watching Lotho and Lanz and caught that one clearly. 
Stabbing a finger at Lanz, he shouts, "You! Five-minute penalty, 
unsportsmanlike conduct!"
Manx growls at flashy, then cartwheels backwards towards squidge and 
lands beside him, holding out his hands for the ball..
What are those little things floating around Lanz-lot's head? Ooooh, 
lookit the pretty birdies...
FX Acks and a puff of smoke is all that us left to where he was when 
he's plucked from the air.
Benin-Jeri hangs on and is dragged. "Hey... somebody... get 'im....
TWEET TWEET TWEET
Lotho hulks down the field toward his comrades
Lotho says, "We on powerplay!"
FX says, "Ahhh.."
Lanz-lot is on IR :)
Flashbulb darts down the feild to get the ball she looks at FX, "And the 
aliens have the powerplay."
Galor says, "So sorry, chap."
Manx holds out his hands and hisses at squig....
Lotho says, "Go Squidge!"
Lanz-lot digs himself outta that Lanz-shaped crater, and nods to the ref 
guy. "Right... three minutes..."
FX says, "Sorry?"
FX headbuts Galor!
Lanz-lot picks up those pieces he left in that hole, too... and out 
comes the duct tape!
Squidge hisses at the Junkion on top of him, two arms holding the ball 
in one direction and two arms pushing Benin in the other direction with 
middling success. "Whisssstle," he snaps.
Flashbulb says, "Hey I have a picture of that and loz has the ball!"
Talon checks his chrono after Lanz manages to dig his way out. "Three 
minutes *now*..." he grins a bit.
Galor says, "No 'ard feelings. Just can't 'ave you blocking Squidge, can 
I?"
FX misses Galor with his Punch attack.
Lanz-lot steps back and takes a moment to reattach various pieces and 
parts of his body...
Galor dodges. "VERY unsportsmanlike!"
Lotho bounds toward FX and Flashbulb
Manx cartwheels and grabs the ball from squidge!
Galor misses the little Junkion! =)
Lanz-lot clanks over to stand next to Talon. He puts his arm around the 
other's shoulder and grins as he watches the time fly. "So ... how's the 
wife and kids?"
Lotho gains speed, seeing his comrades near the goal.
FX acks his neck creaks as he forgot to properly oil it today.
Galor swings a mighty fist at FX, but misses.
Lotho bounds down the field, fearing for the one he plows into
Manx grabs the ball and leaps onto benin-jeri, getting ready to leap off 
him into the goal.
Flashbulb looks at Manx again as she sighs she runs at him and trys to 
put the salad oil on the field, "Good thing ol' Flasher didn't use the 
oil on Shockwave during that riot!."
Lanz-lot points past Talon, aiming him toward the action. "Lookit! he 
just three a punch!"
Talon smirks. "Fine, fine.." he murmurs, trying to keep tabs on the 
game.
Flashbulb misses Manx with her grasp attack.
FX pounts and stomps around, "But.. I wana Block him!!!!! Wahhhhh!
Benin-Jeri tries to grab him
FX stomps stomps!
Benin-Jeri succeeds in grasping Manx, throwing it off-balance.
Lotho bounds down the field, directly at FX
Flashbulb looks at the bottle as it slips and looks at Manx, "Benin get 
him!"
Benin-Jeri grabs the alien and HOLDS ON.
Flashbulb says, "Alright now we da' team."
Manx hissses and leaps off benin-jeri, avoiding flashyies attempt and 
leaps towards the goal..
Lanz-lot mutters to Talon, "... need... do to get... early,..."
Lanz-lot whispers "So what do I need to do to get back in a little 
early, coach?"
Benin-Jeri says, "Somebody 'it 'im or something!"
FX acks and gets nervous and creats a big FLASH!
Lanz-lot winks at Talon. :)
Manx leaps but is grabbed by the tail and shrieks, throwing the ball 
towards the goal instead....
Flashbulb walks over to Manx and trys to take the ball out of his claws, 
"Mine!"
FX misses Lotho with his special attack.
Squidge's hands open up as the smashball is passed to his teammate, 
grinning reptilly as his other arms abruptly swing forward, both aimed 
for Benin's noggin as the robot lets go of him, following up with the 
other two arms.
Benin-Jeri winds up with some of Manx's fur, but slowed him down long 
enough for someone to try to stop him...
FX makes pretty colors instead!
Manx comes down and spins, swiping with his hands at the hand holding 
his tail..
Squidge hits Benin-Jeri with its blow. Several of Ben's pieces go flying 
off!
Flashbulb trys to catch the ball out of Squidge's hand as she starts to 
glow getting neverous.
Lotho bounds down the field, throwing his hands in the air.
Manx hits Benin-Jeri with its claw. Several of Ben's pieces go flying 
off!
Benin-Jeri growls. ""Ey!"
Brick Wall! has left.
Lanz-lot is getting nervous, too.... he wonders, is his time up is his 
time up?!?
Flashbulb stuns Squidge.
Benin-Jeri goes down as two aliens lay into him
Talon glances up at Lanz and holds out one palm subtlely behind his 
back. He mutters to Lanz-lot, "... use... you..." 
Lanz-lot senses "Talon glances up at Lanz and holds out one palm 
subtlely behind his back. "Wife and kids could always use some new 
clothes, you know...""
Lanz-lot nods... and hands Talon *something*...
Manx slices into the hand holding his tail and growls down at ben, then 
leaps towards where the ball is.. 
Lotho waves to Manx, as he bounds past FX, being open
Squidge hisses a repitilish cackle as he wiriggles out from under the 
robot. Which doesn't do much good as he gets zapped and falls back on 
Ben in a temporary daze.
Lanz-lot says, "Right. Three minutes up for good behavior!! :)"
Flashbulb oops as her torso gives off a bright flash near Squidge and 
takes the ball she hands it to Fx, "Run FX run!:
Lanz-lot booms, "Now, it's back to the grill again the grill again!!"

Lanz-lot begins to get angry... 
He internally redirects some of his excess energon into subdermal 
heating ducts. As the energon reaches critical heat, Lanz-lot vents the 
extra power into his external armor.
FX says, "Uhmm.."
Lotho walks into the endzone, "Pass ball!"
Lanz-lot begins glowing as a soft blue nimbus surrounds him, rising from 
his chassis like some. 

---WARNING!! WARNING!! LANZ-LOT HAS ACTIVATED HIS ANIME BATTLE AURA!!---

Lotho walks into the endzone, "Pass ball!"
FX looks at the ball.
Talon nods. "Go back in."
Lanz-lot booms, "FULL STEAM AHEAD!!"
FX Runs!
Squidge hisses dazedly, blinking his eyes.
Lanz-lot starts clanking down the field, full steam....
Galor leaps at FX.
Lanz-lot glows, that pretty shade of blue, too :)
Galor misses the little Junkion! =)
Galor misses FX, hitting the ground.
Benin-Jeri slowly falls apart, piece-by-piece, and then reforms into an 
ugly orange chopper.
Lotho bounds out again, tired of running
The orange chopper suddenly falls apart, and reforms into a friendly 
looking Junkion.

<Clarification: the ball was passed from Squidge -> Manx -> Flash -> FX>

FX runsrunsruns his little butt off! "RUn FOrest Runnnnnn!"
Lotho says, "Squidge stop him!"
Lanz-lot continues running, aiming for FX himself. "Come on, little 
buddy!!"
Benin-Jeri shakes everyone off and climbs to his feet. He looks around, 
dazed.
FX runs to Lanz... Mater of fact into him!
Lanz-lot holds out his hands.
FX collides with Lanz-lot forcefully.
Galor says, "Manx! Catch 'im!"
Talon startlingly enough seems to have missed the entire fight, 
preoccupied with his.. discussion.. with Lanz-lot.
Lanz-lot reaches down, and picks up the smaller Junkion...
Lotho runs after Lanz-lot and FX
Manx grrrs and leaps and bounds down the field extremely fast towards 
fx..
Galor climbs to his feet.
Squidge stands a bit wobbly, still unable to completely see.
Flashbulb runs and leaps into the air and transforms into her cycle mode 
and powers up some more oily goo.
Flashbulb says, "Cycle mode!" And she transforms into a Junk_Cycle, and 
is ready to move out.
FX disconnects from the simulated combat system and wanders back out of 
the arena.
Lanz-lot takes FX.
Lanz-lot wraps FX up in his arms, and transforms around him!!
Falling to the ground with a very loud *THUNK* Lanz-lot assumes his less 
than impressive tank mode.
WW I Tank slams into the ground, his treads already struggling for 
traction! "Treads, don't fail me now!!"
Lotho runs after Lanz, about to plow into him
Galor starts trotting down the field, but hangs back a bit.
Lotho says, "You stopped!"
Benin-Jeri looks around. "Who 'as the ball?"
Lotho grabs onto Lanz with menacing hands
Manx races down the field after lanz....
Junk_Cycle runs behind Lanz as she kicks into second gear with the silly 
string in gear she giggles, "I don't know!"
Squidge scowls faintly, then in two steps is heading downfield in a dead 
sprint, pursing the tank from some distance.
Manx catches up with the ttank easily and not knowing what else to do, 
swipes att he treads with his claws...
Lotho grabs the cannon of Lanz's tank mode, pulling on in, his extreme 
strength, lifting it up in the air

<FX has the ball, but he's hiding inside Lanz>

Lotho says, "You...go...nowhere."
<<PLINK>> <<BLAMMO>> <<THUD>> Manx has hit Lanz-lot for 5 points of 
damage!!
but wait!!
With the neat sound of ripping metal, the turret pops free, and the tank 
is goal-bound again!!
Manx slices into the tread , cutting it up...
Benin-Jeri says, "Where's FX?"
WW I Tank says, "NEENER NEENER!!"
Benin-Jeri just hangs back.
Talon fweeps his whistle slightly. "Watch the roughness there, Manx..." 
but doesn't call him out.
Lotho misses Lanz-lot with its crush attack.
Junk_Cycle drives towards Manx as she sprays him with Silly string!
Manx leaps on top of the tank and looks down into it..
Lotho jumps on top of Lanz
Flashbulb succeeds in grasping Manx, throwing it off-balance.
WW I Tank takes off again, dodging yet ANOTHER crush from Lotho -- 
whistle!! :)
Galor trots down the field, toward the tank.
Lotho holds on for dear life..."AHHH!"
Manx gets tackled and doesn't leap up on the tank.
WW I Tank rips out from under Lotho again... cuz he's just that cool...
WW I Tank's side cannons erupt into action. *boom* There goes the ball!!

<The ball he just fired is actually a hologram, but of course we don't 
know that ;) >

Junk_Cycle says, "Fear me I am the worlds best linebacker!"
Manx hisses at flashbulb and swipes a claw at her...
Lotho tries to punch into Lanz...wanting to get at FX
Lotho misses Lanz-lot with its punch attack.
Lotho smacks him, but doesnt get FX
Manx misses Flashbulb with its claw attack.
Talon tweets his whistle repeatedly. "Lotho! Don't make me pull you!"
Lotho says, "Where ball?"
WW I Tank is just toooooo smooth for Lotho :)
Junk_Cycle drives after the ball kicking in to 3 gear and looks as she 
heads down the field and catches it in her seat!
Wait, isn't that the ball that Lanz launched ... sailing, sailing 
sailing ....
Galor approaches the tank...
Lotho says, "Squidge! get ball!"
Lotho says, "Manx run!"
Manx bounds up and leaps back towards the tank, getting there easily and 
swiping more at the treads..
Squidge dashes past the tank, still at a dead sprint, angling for the 
ball as it bounces away.
... landing, landing, landing in Flashbulb's seat! Lanz-lot doesn't slow 
down, tho... now he angles in for a blocking run against the lone alien 
in front of him. "I'll block for ya, Flashy!!"

<Okay. FX fired a holo-ball from Lanz's turret. The real ball is still 
hidden, bu the holoball is visible and Flashbulb currently has it in her 
seat.>

Junk_Cycle says, "Guys look what I got!"
Junk_Cycle says, "And Flashbulb is going for the goal!"
<<PLINK>> <<BLAMMO>> <<THUD>> Manx has hit Lanz-lot for 3 points of 
damage!!
WW I Tank misses his blocking assignment, and he goes left when Flashy 
goes right! Darn, there's nobody left for him to block... aside from the 
piddly little claw marks in his treads.
Manx slices into the treads again... trying to slow the tank down..
Lotho takes a deep breath, grabbing onto Lanz, digging his feeting into 
the ground, taking Lanz to a stop, pulling him back....then...oh geez! 
He's turned over!
Squidge scowls, doggedly attempting to catch up with the racing cycle, 
but it seems to have too much of a head start for him.
Lotho misses Lanz-lot with its grasp attack.
Manx bounds on top of the tank, looking into it.. "Who have ball 
Lotho...??"
Junk_Cycle is moving towards the goal with the ball since nobody is 
doing anything about her.
Lotho says, "Me not know"
WW I Tank is, once again -- and for lack of cool poses at 12:41 in the 
morning -- just tooooooo smooth for Lotho :)
Junk_Cycle says, "See yeah later losers at the goal post!"
Lotho is still holding onto the tank
WW I Tank has been barreling down the field at quite some speed by this 
point. Oh, and lookit... there's the endzone :)
Squidge pursues Flashbulb, but isn't able to do much without a ranged 
weapon.
Lotho says, "Galor get cycle!"
Galor trots down the field, but has NO chance of catching up.
Lotho succeeds in grasping Lanz-lot, throwing him off-balance.
Galor shrugs and tries, taking off in a dead sprint.
Galor suddenly leaps in the air, sailing toward the cycle.
Junk_Cycle keeps driving towards the goal post with the ball on her 
seat.
Galor misses Flashbulb with its grasp attack.
Junk_Cycle is to fast for Galor and giggles, "Oooops did i do that?"
Manx hissses....not knowing what to do....then see's flashbulb and 
crouches down into a power crouch, and then power leaps towards 
flashbulb!
Galor hits the ground, several yards short. He climbs to his feet, 
shaking his head.
Benin-Jeri says, "Come on... who' 'as the balll...?"
Junk_Cycle is moving towards what seems to be the end zone!
Junk_Cycle says, "I do bro!"
Galor takes his last chance. He slams his fingers into the ground, 
pulling up a chunk of turf...
Lotho says, "Team get cycle! c'mon!"
Galor whips the chuck of arena at Flashy
Manx leaps again towards flashbulb and extends his arms to tackle/slice 
her rear tires!
Talon blinks and steps backward quickly. "Was that in the rules...?" he 
mutters.
Galor strikes Flashbulb with punch.
Manx grasp flashbulb
Galor smacks the small boulder into Flashbulb, trying to knock her over.
Manx misses Flashbulb with its grasp attack.
Lotho succeeds in holding onto Lanz
Galor succeeds in grasping Flashbulb, throwing her off-balance.
WW I Tank rattles, smoking and beaten and muddy and still pulling, YES 
PULLING lotho along with him ... easing himself into the Endzone. 
Finally!
WW I Tank says, "FX!"
WW I Tank says, "ALL ASHORE THAT'S GOING ASHORE!!"
Galor watches as the rock knocks her over. He trots forward.
Manx skids along the turf... grass peeling off and spraying as his claws 
dig into the ground..
WW I Tank pops his top!
Lotho says, "you now stop!"
FX connects to the simulated combat system and prepares for the contest.
FX runs into the room sounding like The Six Million Dollar Man.
Junk_Cycle is still moving towards the goal post and a sling and water 
mellon apear from her rear she shouts, "To bad this was to be saved OW!" 
She falls down the ball falls with her and rolls she moves past Manx as 
the ball get stuck in her gears but falls down gives Galor something to 
remember her by.
FX says, "WWWooahhh!"
Junk_Cycle misses Galor with her laser attack.
Manx suddenly see's fx fly out of the tank and suddenly leaps towards 
him with catlike reflexes...
FX skids on his butt into the endzone his butt on fire!
Lotho says, "That illegal!"
Talon blows his whistle. "Okay, some confusion here... the Junkions 
still have the ball, yes?"
Lotho says, "No!"
WW I Tank is stopped, but it doesn't matter at this point! :)
"Magic wand, make my Junkion GROWWWW!!!" And with that, the tank rises 
to become Lanz-lot, Knight supreme!!
FX quotes, "IIee.. My Biscuts are burning!"
Junk_Cycle says, "Junkions don't have the ball!"
Talon yells, "Hey hey HEY! No weapons!"
Lanz-lot reaches over and kisses Lotho again. "Write if ya get work!"
FX runs around "Iee! I ee! Ieee!"
Lotho says, "Manx got ball! They use weapons!"
Manx leaps again towards fx, hissing and gets ready to crash into him..
The Junk_Cycle shouts, "Flashbulb, Junkinize!!" And with that, she leaps 
up and transforms into Flashbulb, Junkion media persona!
Lanz-lot waves, and smiles.
Galor ducks the attack easily, smiling.
Lotho glares at Lanz-lot, pushing him down
Galor approaches the Junks.
Flashbulb transforms with Galor still on top of her she giggles and 
quips, "I got a weapon also!"
Manx misses the little Junkion! =)
Benin-Jeri says, "Wot's going on?"
FX eeps.. and crosses his hands over his face, "Bad kitty!"
Lanz-lot staggers back as Lotho pushes him. "Hey, Ref? We win yet?"
Talon *FWEEEEEEEEEES*, "Touchdown by FX, Flashbulb, you're sidelined for 
illegal weapon useage!"
Manx shredds more grass in the end zone and looks thourougly mad...
Lotho says, "They cheat!"
Lanz-lot says, "So?... game's over, we win, right?"
Lotho says, "They use weapons!"
Flashbulb walks to the sidelines and hims as she takes a hammer and 
knocks out the dent.
Flashbulb steps back and takes a moment to reattach various pieces and 
parts of her body...
Lotho says, "Dis not fair at all."
Manx growls.... "SSStupide junky bots cheeeattersss!!"
Lotho says, "Dem use weapons to win."
FX tosses the ball down and does the Macarana victory dance!
Flashbulb says, "Like throwing rocks is, block head!"
FX sings, "1 Junky 2 Junky 3 Junkyrana!"
FX puts out his arms and turns them over and then crosses them.
FX Sings, "4 Junky 5 Junky 6 Junkyrana" FX places his hands on his head 
and then crosses them on his chest and places them on his hips swinging 
them around.
FX sings, "Hayyyy Junkyrana!"
Lotho says, "Dem should not get points."
Lotho says, "Judge, what you say? Dem use weapons."
Lotho says, "Dem should not get points."
Flashbulb does the junkyrana.
Lotho says, "Cause dem cheaters."
Manx rears over fx, hissing very menacingly, "Me hate stupde junk song!"
Lanz-lot is still standing in front of Lotho, but he's smiling and calm 
and waiting for the judge's decision of who won....
Lanz-lot booms, "Junk Team Wiiiiiiin?"
Talon checks his chrono. "Game's not over yet.. calm down, Lotho... 
Okay, the score is good, start a new play, Lotho's team receives, 
Flashbulb, you're outta there."
Flashbulb walks over to the judge and pulls out some flowers, "Here and 
I'll be good."
Galor smiles. "She did attack me with a laser. That is DEFINATELY 
against the rules.
Lotho says, "You kick off."
FX looks the cat in the eye, "Who's Bad?"
Lotho says, "Cheaters."
Lotho says, "Huddles little buddies"
Manx hisses once more.... and turns back around swiping his tail out at 
fx..
Lanz-lot frowns....
Flashbulb also pulls out a thing of enercoffee and gives it to Talon she 
smiles sweetly.
Manx succeeds in grasping FX, throwing him off-balance.
Lanz-lot reaches down and picks up some bits and pieces....
Lanz-lot steps back and takes a moment to reattach various pieces and 
parts of his body...
Manx swipes fx with his tail and walks to his end of the field.
FX says, "Yikes! Cat's of nine tails!"
Benin-Jeri steps back and takes a moment to reattach various pieces and 
parts of his body...
Lanz-lot's handiwork falls off as soon as he puts it on :P
Lanz-lot picks it back up :)
Lanz-lot steps back and takes a moment to reattach various pieces and 
parts of his body...
Galor walks over to lotho
Talon sighs, wiping a forearm across his face and muttering, "This is 
*not* worth it..."
Lanz-lot clanks over to Talon...
Lanz-lot mutters to Talon, "... how... you... worth it?"
Lanz-lot whispers "so how much they paying you to make it worth it?"
Flashbulb pulls out a handfull of credits handing them to Talon and 
gives him a kiss, "Is that worth it?"
Talon blinks. "What?"
Manx walks up to lotho and starts cleaning his fur... "Don't worry 
lotho.... they cheat.... we still best..."
FX says, "HAyyy Everyone!!"
Flashbulb says, "Lotho get me may tuna, cheese and menthals. I LOVE MY 
MENTHALS!"
Galor shakes his head. "Cheating during goodwill games... boy, these 
aliens have no honour."
Lanz-lot shrugs, and clanks over to FX. "Alright, new plan..."
FX puts a tape in and plays it, o/~ When I dance, they call me Macarena, 
and the boys, they say que soy buena... They all want me, they can't 
have me, so they all come and dance beside me. Move with me, chant with 
me, and if you're good I'll take you home with me... o/~
Benin-Jeri says, "What 'appened? Did we win?"
Lanz-lot waves Benin over...
Manx nods, agreeing with galor and continues cleaning his fur..
Benin-Jeri walks over to lanz
Lanz-lot quotes "The line must be drawn *here*"
Lanz-lot quotes "Cuz they can't handle the truth!!"
Lanz-lot starts giving his best Junk pep talk...
Lanz-lot quotes "They want us on that wall -- they NEED US ON THAT 
WALL!!"
Talon takes a deep breath and blows the whistle again. "Uhh... resume 
play!" he says hurriedly, casting a nervous look at Lanz.
Flashbulb macarenas!
Lotho says, "they bribe judge now too!"
Lotho says, "Dis worst game I ever seen."
Lanz-lot quotes "SO, THEY LET THE WOOKIE WIN, CUZ WE'LL RIP OFF THEIR 
ARMS IF WE DON'T WIN!!"
FX says, "We came we saw... We kicked Aft!!!"
Lanz-lot booms, "ARE YA WITH ME?!?"
FX says, "JUNKIONS HO!!!!!!"
Squidge pfehs sulkily and takes up his position.
Lotho waits for the kickoff
Lanz-lot booms, "CAN I GET A WOOOOOOOO JUNKION?"
FX raises his arm up in cheere!
Manx assumes his fullback postion and waits...
Galor flexes his huge hands. "Well, if that's the way the honourless 
whelps want to play..." he says, threateningly.
Lotho says, "Yous kickoff now"
Flashbulb says, "WOOOOO JUNKION!"
Lanz-lot booms, "WOOOOOOOOO JUNKION!!!!"
Lotho says, "Everyone plays dirty now"
Galor moves to center field and eyes Flashbulb.
Manx grins, as he was already playing dirty..
Lotho says, "They cheat, we do da same back."
Lotho says, "Now me crush dem good."
Lotho says, "Dem make me mad...we score and me spike it on dem head."
FX says, "Yes act now! Kill the grand Pubba! Eleminate even the TOUGHEST 
of STAINS! HELLO STRANGER No Good Time coffee Flavor for you!!!"
Benin-Jeri quotes, "Oh, my. We're doomed."
Lanz-lot quotes "KILL THE GRAND POOHBA!"
Lotho says, "KICKOFF!!"
Talon blows his whistle. "Yes, yes, Kickoff, Junkions!"
FX chants, "Kill the grand poohba!
Lotho says, "KICKOFF!!"
Flashbulb says, "Kill the grand poohba!"
Lotho says, "KICKOFF!!"
Lanz-lot takes that huge honking size 8 foot of his, and kicks, nay ... 
KICKS!!! the ball. And did I mention he kicks it REAL HARD?
Lanz-lot quotes "Kill the grand poohba!!"
Manx crouches and watchs the ball sail...
Lotho says, "SHUT UP!!"
Flashbulb quotes, "WOOOO BUNDY!!!"
FX says, "Pump up the jam Pump it up!"
*boot to da ball waa waa*
Benin-Jeri says, "Oh! Oh my!"
Lanz-lot quotes "Never tell me the odds!"
Lotho says, "Me got it!"
There's a slight commotion at the entrance to the field as several 
security people converge and hold a mumbled conversation with someone.
Lotho goes back a ways, fading back...still fading...geez
FX runs at the alien guys and smailes, "Bahh Weheep Granna Wheen Nini 
Bong!"
Manx leaps up again and catches the ball... he lands nimbly on his feet 
and runs towards the other end of the goal.
Lanz-lot charges down the field, rumbling stumbling and chanting, "WE 
MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!"
Lotho says, "Manx got it!"
Flashbulb says, "We make holes in cheese!"
Lanz-lot says, "We make holes in whole lotta things!"
Lotho whews, not wanting to catch, running with Manx
Manx leaps upwards into the air and does a cartwheel in midaiar, tossing 
it back to lothos!
FX quotes, "Two dollas two dollas.. gimmie my two dollas.."
Squidge hisses and dashes down the field again, sprinting for the first 
Junkion he sees, eyes narrow with vaguely unsportsmanlike malice.
Galor charges down the field blocking for Manx
Lotho bobbles the ball, but recovers, tucking it under his huge armpit
Lanz-lot quotes "Homie don't play that..."
Manx lands back down in front of lothos and prepares to fend off would 
be tacklers..
FX PPPeewwuuu! "DO NOT go IN THERE!" FX looks at the armpit..
Lotho says, "Line in front!"
Lanz-lot says, "SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!"
Galor charges FX.
Galor collides with FX forcefully.
FX says, "Oys.."
Manx charges in front of Lotho..
Lanz-lot continues, his head lowered in an aggressive manner....
FX gets stomped into the field....and moans..."This... is diet?..check 
please....oy.."
Lotho bounds down the field...Manx, Squidge and Galor in front
Lanz-lot eyes up Manx, as he's the person seperating Lanz from Lotho ... 
and the football!!
Galor mashes FX into the ground. "Unsporting tincan."
Manx unsheaths his claws.... they glisten sharply..
Squidge darts arcross the field, his four arms extending and forming a 
quick 'X' in the air as he descends towards Benin-Jeri with an eeeevil 
hiss.
Galor punches FX while he's down. 8)
Scattershot? Yeah, he was funny.
FX moans, "Well.. you smell..."
Benin-Jeri yipes and dodges to the side clumsily.
Lotho bounds down the field...pushing Manx into Benin-jeri
Galor says, "Rolagians don't smell, oilbreath."
The security people break from the entrance and skirt the edge of the 
field, heading for Talon. A small birdlike creature wearing a fancy red 
robe hops along in their wake.
Galor pounds FX some more, ignoring the game.
FX says, "Shure you do... your just used to the stench..."
Flashbulb says, "You don't? You sure smell bad to me! =)"
Lanz-lot unloads on ... lotho? MAnx .... somebody? :)
Lotho grabs Squidge and tosses him at Flashbulb
Lotho says, "You block!"
FX oofs..
Talon uhhhhs uncertainly, shifting his feet and watching the approaching 
entourage nervously.
Manx pushes off benin-jeri and leaps towards lanz, leaping leaping to 
get behind him..

<Flashbulb is still on the sidelines, btw, having been pulled out for 
using a weapon.>

Lotho just pushes Squidge at somebody then
Lanz-lot decides ... Lotho it is! :)
FX isn't feeling that great..
Lanz-lot collides with Lotho forcefully.
Benin-Jeri dodges around clumsily and tries to get to Lotho (grasp if a 
blocker wants to try and stop me)
The little bird-creature suddenly squawks in a startling trumpet, "THIS 
GAME IS OVER! HALT PLAY!"
Lanz-lot slams into the large Alien, grinning.
Squidge succeeds in grasping Benin-Jeri, throwing him off-balance.
Manx leaps up behind lanz and swipes at his tendons..
FX says, "I.. think.....I..yie..yie..."
<<PLINK>> <<BLAMMO>> <<THUD>> Lotho has hit Lanz-lot for 5 points of 
damage!!
FX falls over.
Galor mercilessly pounds FX into the ground. "I.... HATE... 
UNSPORTSMANLIKE... PLAYERS...."
Lotho says, "What?"
<<PLINK>> <<BLAMMO>> <<THUD>> Manx has hit Lanz-lot for 1 points of 
damage!!
Squidge descends onto Benin-Jeri, slapping him four times with four 
hands across the head in kinda three-Stooges-like succession.
FX falls to the ground unconscious.
Two of the guards move forward to grab Talon by the arms as the bird 
directs the remainder of them onto the field to break up the fighting.
Talon protests, "Hey, whaddid I do?"
Lanz-lot gets floored! With Manx behind him and lower, then Lotho in 
front and with a higher chop ... yep, he's airborne, then he's on the 
ground.
Lotho baps Manx, "Get off me."
FX says, "I ..need a vacatio.......n........"
Lanz-lot quotes "Clean up in Aisle 3...."
Manx hissses at lotho! "Not me on you!"
Lotho says, "Shut up"
The security guards swarm the field, pulling people bodily off other 
people with unspeaking efficiency.
Manx hissses at lotho....
Benin-Jeri says, "Ow oof! ow! Stop!"
FX quotes, "No... schooll mommie..."
Benin-Jeri falls back...
Lotho says, "Dem cheat."
Lotho chucks the ball out of the stadium...whoa...
Lanz-lot grumbles, "Remember ... shop smart ... shop ... S-mart?... "
Squidge hisses angrily at guards as they immobilize him.
Manx hissses at the security people, swiping at a few of them... "Leave 
me alone! Me not cheat like junky bots!"
Lotho says, "Dis game over!"
Lotho says, "Me not play with dem cheaters anymore!"
Lanz-lot rolls over, slowly getting to his feet.... He doesn't look too 
happy.
FX raises a white flag and requests cleanup crew to take care of the 
mess on the floor.
The bird-creature squawks indigantly, "Judge Talon, a large deposit was 
found in your credit account, summing one million credits. Our tracers 
finally tracked it.." he swivels a beaked gaze to glare at the aliens, 
"...to the Quintesson Empire."
Lotho says, "Ehhh..."
Lanz-lot grrrrs, and clanks over to FX. "Gilligan little buddy!"
Galor looks up. "Wot?"
Lotho tries to look innocent
Manx hiissses and ehes...
Galor stands. "This is an outrage!"
Lotho says, "No...dem use weapons ok?"
Manx suddenly starts cleaning his fur...
FX says, "Quints.. I should... have knowen... last year.. and this 
year... You Cheet!"
Lotho says, "No no...you do!"
Galor says, "The Quints paid the Judge to let the Junks cheat?""
Lanz-lot quotes "Cheetas never prosper."
The bird intones, "This team will be inspected individually for 
knowledge of involvement. You, Talon, are stripped of your judge 
standing."
FX says, "No you st00pid head!"
Lotho says, "idiot."
Lotho says, "Quintessons...."
Lanz-lot leans over FX, "Kin I getcha a Bandaid?"
Manx hisses again.. "Me not understand why we in trouble... they scored 
first score by cheating...."
Galor says, "YOU cheated. WE are sportsman."
Lotho says, "Quintessons not dat bad, c'mon!"
FX nodsnodsnodsnodsnodsnodsnods his head like one of thoes hula 
dancerthings
Lanz-lot whips out the industrial strength, bought in bulk duct tape. 
"Take two of these and call me in the morning."
Lotho says, "Dem Quintessons have lot o' money."
Lanz-lot goes to work on FX... he's a whirlin, tapin, gluin, quicker 
fixer upper!!
Manx hisssses again and returns to cleaning his fur..
Squidge pfhas. "No like this planet."
FX stands up slowly.
FX steps back and takes a moment to reattach various pieces and parts of 
his body...
And now, the piece de restitance ... Lanz adds a bit of polish to FX.
Galor stomps to the exit. "We are a professional team. We don't play 
against cheaters."
Manx look manx
FX and picks up more and more and more parts..
Squidge sneers arrogantly and whirls to follow Galor without a word.
Lotho says, "Judge make ruling."
The bird harumphs. "The final call for this game is under suspension 
until this team can be investigated."
Galor disconnects from the simulated combat system and wanders back out 
of the arena.
Benin-Jeri says, "What 'appened? Who cheated? What 'appened to the 
judge?"
FX moans....
Manx follows Galor, seemingly more interested in cleaning his fur than 
anyting..
Flashbulb has disconnected.
Flashbulb finishes off with the Electric Slide.
FX says, "Junkions.. elvis... has left the building!"
Lotho hulks out of the field
Lotho disconnects from the simulated combat system and wanders back out 
of the arena.
FX leaves.
Lanz-lot follows FX...
FX disconnects from the simulated combat system and wanders back out of 
the arena.
Manx disconnects from the simulated combat system and wanders back out 
of the arena.
Lanz-lot disconnects from the simulated combat system and wanders back 
out of the arena.
An escort of guards trundles Talon out of the arena.

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Message: 9/24                      Posted        Author
Smashball Ruling                   Tue Jun 10    Aganaugh
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A skinny, bald-headed birdlike creature graces the Monacus news-vid. 
"After conference of the Monacus Olympic Council," he begins, looking 
regally down his large, hooked beak at the camera, "the Smashball team 
consisting of Lotho, Galor, Manx and Squidge has been disqualified from 
the competition. Game #1a is awarded by default to Team Junkion. In 
addition, Judge Talon has been stripped of all authority with the 
Monacus Olympic staff, after evidence was found that he had been bribed. 
Further information can be obtained by contacting your local Prelate. 
That is all."
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Message: 8/12                      Posted        Author
smashball bribe?                   Tue Jun 10    Anonymous
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Hey, you know that judge who got kicked outta the Olympics for accepting 
bribes? I heard that bird guy when he made the first accusation on the 
smashball field. Wasn't just anyone who bribed him. Seems those freaky 
aliens were workin' for the Quintessons. No, REALLY, I heard him say it!
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