Sea Clamp

First, I feel we must take a look at Sea Clamp's +finger information in order to fully comprehend the depth of stupidity to which this application descends.

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Name: Sea Clamp
Faction: Predacon
Beast Mode: Lobster
Function: Espionage

Quote: "Sincerity is merely the ability to lie convincingly."

Note: Friendly, suave and witty... when it suits him. Lures his victims into his grasp with charming words, then leeches them of what information he can before crushing their head units in his massive claws. Deceptively smooth; no matter how often he doublecrosses, he manages somehow to convince that this time he *really means it*. Cicadacon and Ramhorn are the only beings spared his two-faced act, and even they wonder sometimes. Combines with his teammates to form the skillful and charismatic aspects of Tripredacus.

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And now, the app...

Date: Tue, 02 Mar 1999 13:13:09 -0500
From:XXXX <XXXX@awod.com>
To: bwapps@joshua.dnaco.net
Subject: TC-Sea Clamp-Predacon

Name and E-mail: XXXX XXXX@awod.com
Previous experience: Extensive MU* player. Immortal on several MUDs
Personality: Sea Clamp is somewhat shy and withdrawn, but when he gets
mad, LOOK OUT! He
absolutely hates salt and would never even think of
throwing rocks.
Strengths/Weaknesses: Sea Clamp is extremely strong against felines and
can defeat most with a
single blast. However, if he is
brought near fire, he turns coward.
Reason: I would like to be Sea Clamp because not only is he evil, but he
is a creature of the water.
I enjoy blasting water and such things, and also enjoy
MU*ing.
Pose: Sea Clamp draws his blaster, spins it on his finger, and aims
straight at (targets)neck. "Don't
move!"

Well... at least he won't throw rocks at me?