WELCOME TO THE BEAST WARS...

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wolfie.jpg (37859 bytes) Meet my alter-ego, Wolfang. Perhaps better known as Woof, the overworked, underpaid, forever-online, never-IC, goofy, sarcastic, profane, tough-on-apps all-around admin guy who just doesn't care what anyone else thinks of him.

On this page, you'll find Woof's Rants, Woof's Lists of Things That Piss Me Off, and anything else I feel like tossing up here because I can. If you're offended by profanity or by my highly-opinionated views, don't read 'em. However, if you have a character at BWTF and have weathered my humor, then it's a fair bet to say you won't be offended by this, either.

Claimer: The views expressed on this page are mine and not to be attributed to any of my friends or associates unless such credit is explicitly given. This page will either cause you to injure yourself laughing or run to the phone for your lawyer. If it's the latter, I have this to say: "Ha, ha, monkey-boy. Read the First Amendment."

That said, enjoy.

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Wolfang's Guide to Shitty MUSHes

The Trials and Tribulations of Charstaff

Freak Guest!

Why BWTF is an Elitist Site

BWTF: DX-Rated! (by Bane)

An Apology to Lost Years

Son of Freak Guest!

Raw is War of the Roses

Thunderbitch

And now, in part because Bane hasn't had time to update the BWTF page recently...
And in part because some things just have to be seen to be believed...

The Hall of What the FUCK?!

DeathRay Quite possibly worse than the Jetstorm Saga.
Unihorn Fucking stupid.
Cheetor This guy's just clueless.
Flaming Monkey-Man! GUH?
Sea Clamp A new take on the Tripredacon conniver....
"Depth Charge" Beat this guy with NEWS THEME, please.
HA! This guy really put us in our place.
Ultimatoe Personally, I don't believe this was a real app. Anything THIS bad has to be a joke...