The DeathRay Cycle

First Contact

Date: Wed, 25 Nov 1998 02:50:06 -0500 (EST)
Subject: application for BEAST WARS

can u send me a application and please don't tell eb to look on page cause i
send in a Char name Death RAy and u guys don't reply its has taken 1 month

Note: We never received anything from this guy previous to this. Unless he sent it to the webmaster and it was deleted without consideration or something. :>  -- Woof

a) XXXX@email.com
b)I'm good at playing evil chars on MUSH
c) DeathRay,MantaRay,Predacon

3) <cont'd>

d) My char always obey orders is protective of his leader,He enjoys fighting
Maximals when order,My char dislikes samr allic maximals,he will never kill
a predacon
e) My chars greatest strengh is his punching,and his blastergun,his weakness
is when u blackmale a predacon,Because he doesn't want anything bad to
happen to the predacon.
f) I want this char cause he can fight good,My char will be in volved in
ground fights,I would like to explore on my own and fight alot of maximals.
3) <cont'd>

g) My char eyes will glow green and he will wake finger.
h) i think this system is great cause they know waht to find the good of a
game.I think twinkish behavior is when u say something bad and then don't
stand up for the word. 4) Back on cybertron my body was destroyed and the
spark drifted in space and when a strange pred found saw it he tranferred it
to my protoform which happen by water and had copyed a mantaray's form.My
char has the skill to fight with force and quickness.

Response by Wolfang

This is a joke, right? Do you seriously expect us to consider an
application this poorly spelled and scantily worded? What the heck does
"wake finger" mean? The ONLY thing I can get out of this application is
that you want to play a big twink but don't intend to put forth any
effort to get him. Please do not waste our time with stuff like this.

Okay, I didn't get my first twink. Let's try again!

Date: Thu, 26 Nov 1998 20:09:44 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: application for BEAST WARS

ok my chars name is Sharkmangler he is predacon
i wanted the char cause he will whoop maximals ass,and that he knows how to
fight without thougt of loosing.He transforms into a shark,and he has a
missle gun which is his shark mouth held on his hand.I looked at beast wars
when it first came out so that ain't no lie,I will be on mush for at least
mon-sun i hope but mostly fridays.I want to play this musxh because the
roleplay is good an the TV show rocks and i odn't want u guys talking about
my spelling cause i checked it so back off me.

Response by Tarantulas

First of all, I suggest you check the hall of fame to see what we look for. This isn't it.
The reasons you give have almost nothing to do with Roleplaying and your spelling is horrible.
If you payed for a spell checker, I suggest you get your money back.

Note: Yes, we're aware that he spelled "paid" wrong. Oh, the humiliation. :>  -- Woof, bringing you direct entertainment UNCUT!

Epilogue

Date: Fri, 27 Nov 1998 09:14:06 -0800
Subject: Re: application for BEAST WARS

shut the fuck up with the damn cracks i don't wanna play your damn stupid
mush u suck u suck u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Oh no, it's the secret !!!1 code! We're doomed!